Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are..
Independent

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulB]

I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid in morse code.

 

[Cavalol]

Tumble driers are so last century.


I do all my drying on line.

 

[Cavalol]

'Listen to my work, ye mighty, and despair'

Little Jimmy Ozmondias.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Boo]

I don't get the Batman thing....

 

[Houthakker]

Cat chasing a laser light?

 

[betty swollocks]

I don't get the Batman thing....

 

[betty swollocks]

Customer: I want deodorant, please.
Assistant: Ball or aerosol?
Customer: Armpits.

 

[Cavalol]

I need to hire a miniature Indian lute.


What's the going rate for a baby sitar these days?

 

[Cavalol]

I've just done the school run. I finished fifth - some of those six year-olds are quite nippy.

 

[Boo]

Re: Batman

Ahhh! Thanks...

 

[Cavalol]

I surprised my wife by dressing up as a dog last night. She nearly had a stroke.