Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

Men. Examine your own prostate by simply wiping your 4rse with Aldi value toilet roll.

 

[Oldfentiger]

^^^ Brilliant

 

[Dayvo]

 

[CharlesF]

Seahorse “I saw a land horse swimming once”



“ and I was like, ‘who the f**k do you think you are?’”

 

[Cavalol]

What do you call a prostitute signalling with flags?



A semaphwhore.

 

[benb]

It's really hard to get down from an elephant.



Most people get it from a duck.

Some neolithic hominids just called. They want their joke back.

 

[R25]

View attachment 470316

Brilliant, thanks

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Electric_Andy]

I was in the corner shop and went to pay for my chewing gum. I handed over a £20 note, and the shopkeeper said "haven't you got anything smaller?"

I said "no, I thought all £20 notes were this size"

 

[morrisman]

A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"

 

[colly]

 

[Dirk]

View: https://youtu.be/28FoOutRAj0

 

[benb]

What do you call a bee from America?
A USB

 

[morrisman]

To prove that Boris Johnson is fit to be Prime Minister, please join my rally today. We meet at noon in the middle of the Garden Bridge.

 

[Cavalol]

Cricket bat for sale, can be used on other insects.