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Tribansman

Veteran
Just had the police banging on my door demanding to know where I was between 5 and 11. I said I was at primary school.
Must've been a sting operation.

Speaking of which, just seen reports that Sting has been kidnapped! The Police are looking for a lead.

When Sting went solo, he only released B sides

Sting toyed with the idea of calling his band The Wasps - although he always knew he'd be lead stinger. After a mammoth 72 hour session in the studio where he and his band mates resisted a rest, he opted for The Police.
 

Tribansman

Veteran
Why do the Police arrive early at protests?
So they can beat the crowds
 

tyred

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