Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

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Whilst I wasn't hugely keen on liver it was basically OK, but I struggled with heart

 

[Chris S]

Whilst I wasn't hugely keen on liver it was basically OK, but I struggled with heart

I don't know how you would deal with tripe then!

 

[Profpointy]

I don't know how you would deal with tripe then!

Never had it.

Have had more than one andouillette though. Having had one in a posh restaurant and the other in a works canteen (in Paris), the former was much much better, but the canteen one defeated me.

 

[Alex321]

Whilst I wasn't hugely keen on liver it was basically OK, but I struggled with heart

I preferred heart to liver, though I am very happy to eat either (or kidneys). Somehow, I've never actually tried tripe. Not sure why.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[slow scot]

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Just wonderful!

 

[postman]

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I love that,it's my weird humour.it's brilliant.

 

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

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I have seen one similar,the man asks if i give you £50 will you come to watch Manchester Utd, with me she replied you a perv or summat.

 

[tyred]

I bought a first aid kit today.

I thought I'd treat myself.

 

[Chris S]

I bought a first aid kit today.

I thought I'd treat myself.

That's one for the Dad Jokes!

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

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Brilliant do they come in size, er er i'll get back to you.

 

[Toshiba Boy]