Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Many comments complaining about repeat postings and how annoying they are ( and I agree ) but I’m compelled to nail my colours to the mast and say that when a joke contains errors then for me the humour is completely wiped out.
In the last line of the above joke I believe it should read “telling me” not “telling her” and then there is the word “could” which surely should be “good”.
Rant over.
Feel free to pounce on me if I have any errors in my comment 😁.

You are correct re my errors. I will put that right immediately.

 

[kynikos]

Please note that members here may also be members of other forums where jokes are posted and, in order to avoid upsetting the sensibilities of said members, all jokes posted in future must be entirely original.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I presume that some - or most - of the "already posted" comments

where humour about how they were posting a comment that had already been posted complaining about how it had already been posted??

Personally I found it funnier than the original

or was that just me???

 

[Dave7]

Many comments complaining about repeat postings and how annoying they are ( and I agree ) but I’m compelled to nail my colours to the mast and say that when a joke contains errors then for me the humour is completely wiped out.
In the last line of the above joke I believe it should read “telling me” not “telling her” and then there is the word “could” which surely should be “good”.
Rant over.
Feel free to pounce on me if I have any errors in my comment 😁.

BTW.... in my defence, 1. It was early when I posted it and 2. I have predictive text which sometimes decides it doesn't like my word so changes it......very annoying.

 

[Dave7]

Please note that members here may also be members of other forums where jokes are posted and, in order to avoid upsetting the sensibilities of said members, all jokes posted in future must be entirely original.

That's a shame. I had a good one about 'why did the chicken cross the road" but I'm not sure its truly original.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Please note that members here may also be members of other forums where jokes are posted and, in order to avoid upsetting the sensibilities of said members, all jokes posted in future must be entirely original.

Are there any original jokes?

 

[markemark]

What’s worse, a repeated joke or 10 people crying and moaning that it’s been repeated? Which one disrupts the flow more?

It’s more about an original joke poster getting their knickers in a twist that someone else maybe getting some of their ‘deserved likes’.

Get over yourselves. It’s pathetic.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

What’s worse, a repeated joke or 10 people crying and moaning that it’s been repeated? Which one disrupts the flow more?

It’s more about an original joke poster getting their knickers in a twist that someone else maybe getting some of their ‘deserved likes’.

Get over yourselves. It’s pathetic.

I think its funny

Just me??

 

[lenfield]

View attachment 803266

Already posted

Where?

In the cartoons thread, what with it being a cartoon...

Perhaps we should merge the two threads?

 

[PeteXXX]

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure dead brilliant," says Jimmy.

"Av goat everythin organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "Ah imagine she'll be in white.

 

[Electric_Andy]

The funniest thing is, how some people think they are important enough on a public forum to instruct everyone else on how to post stuff! Get over it guys, if it's a repeat or a just not funny because of grammar, just scroll on to the next one

 

[Jameshow]

Many comments complaining about repeat postings and how annoying they are ( and I agree ) but I’m compelled to nail my colours to the mast and say that when a joke contains errors then for me the humour is completely wiped out.
In the last line of the above joke I believe it should read “telling me” not “telling her” and then there is the word “could” which surely should be “good”.
Rant over.
Feel free to pounce on me if I have any errors in my comment 😁.

What irritates me immensely is* pedantics who believe they are the grammar police!

Same people who tell you your shoes laces are undone.

Or you labels outside your clothing!🤣🤣

*Puposly dine fir effect!

 

[Jameshow]

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure dead brilliant," says Jimmy.

"Av goat everythin organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "Ah imagine she'll be in white.

Repeat joke x100!
But still funny!

 

[PeteXXX]

Repeat joke x100!
But still funny!

It was the very first post in this thread that's allegedly about jokes 😂

 

[AndyRM]

Are there any original jokes?

"There are only 3 original ideas in the world and you haven't had any of them."

The best thing my life drawing teacher said to me (and the class) as a precocious teenager.