Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

On the topic of jokes being repeated, I can't recall his name, but one comedian covered it by pointing out nobody yells 'sit down fat bastard, we've heard it' when Pavarotti gets on stage and sings.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Spartak]

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60 today…

Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60 today…

Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive.

Seen that one before

 

[Spartak]

Seen that one before

Same price ... ⛽

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Jenkins]

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I wish it was.

Diesel @ £1.62/litre = £7.35/gallon
Beer @ £4.55/pint (which is what I paid on Tuesday night) = £36.40/gallon!

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

I wish it was.

Diesel @ £1.62/litre = £7.35/gallon
Beer @ £4.55/pint (which is what I paid on Tuesday night) = £36.40/gallon!

I paid £11.54 for 5 pints in a local pub last Friday (not a Wetherspoons either) That’s still dearer than petrol for the time being.

 

[Alex321]

I wish it was.

Diesel @ £1.62/litre = £7.35/gallon
Beer @ £4.55/pint (which is what I paid on Tuesday night) = £36.40/gallon!

That is expensive beer!

Though it is still over £2 per pint in every pub/bar I know of.

In supermarkets, it is often less than that, but still usually more than £2 per litre, so still really a bit more than diesel.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I wish it was.

Diesel @ £1.62/litre = £7.35/gallon
Beer @ £4.55/pint (which is what I paid on Tuesday night) = £36.40/gallon!

I['m teetotal, so had to ask the price of beer
But, yes, I concur........... & £46/gallon for primarily water

The tax on petrol/diesel is 52p/litre (I think?), so what is it on beer?
Fuel also has VAT in that cost, I presume beer doesn't??

 

[raleighnut]

I['m teetotal, so had to ask the price of beer
But, yes, I concur........... & £46/gallon for primarily water

The tax on petrol/diesel is 52p/litre (I think?), so what is it on beer?
Fuel also has VAT in that cost, I presume beer doesn't??

Beer has VAT on the 'total selling price' this is after the alcohol duty has been paid so it is a Tax on a Tax too.

 

[markemark]

I'm confused. Which is cheaper, petrol or Carling? Obviously I know which ones tastes better..........