Any good jokes ... ?

[markemark]

I'm putting all my money into stocks. I've bought a ton each of chicken, beef and vegetable cubes.

This time next year I'll be a boullionaire.

Yeah, all funded by the gravy train no doubt.

 

[Dave7]

So, paddy is in the Indian restaurant when the waiter says "curry ok".
Paddy says "alright, one song then feck off".

 

[Dave7]

I just read that an Irish keeper at Chester zoo was taken to hospital after the monkeys threw feces in his face
He was treated for turd degree burns.