Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Alms for an ex-leper - Michael Palin in The Life of Brian
Comedy one liners that stick.
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Slim said:
Holy Grail is correct!
The French soldier shouting abuse from the fort.
Hover Fly
Lazy so and so
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
"If I had a shirt like yours I'd clean my bike with it."
"You've got a voice like a talking cat."
"Has someone pinched the bucket off the well again?" This to someone whose armpits (and elsewhere
) stunk.
"You've got a voice like a talking cat."
"Has someone pinched the bucket off the well again?" This to someone whose armpits (and elsewhere
) stunk.Chris Sirrus
New Member
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
"If I was a dog and had a face like yours I'd shave my ass and walk backwards."
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
John Candy:
"What do you mean 'We're going the wrong way?'"
"They don't even know where we're going!"
"What do you mean 'We're going the wrong way?'"
"They don't even know where we're going!"
Brahan
Über Member
- Location
- West Sussex
From The Committments:
What did Evil Kinevil want?
God sent him.
What?
God sent him!
On a zarking Suzuki?
What did Evil Kinevil want?
God sent him.
What?
God sent him!
On a zarking Suzuki?
"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order..." (6 mins 10 secs into this sketch)
"Let's make like the shepherd and get the flock outta here" (or something like that, Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2, I think)
"Let's make like the shepherd and get the flock outta here" (or something like that, Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2, I think)
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
"I blow my nose at you you so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly Eenglish knnnnniggits."Slim said:
"I wave my genitals at your Auntie."
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
I love the bit in Dad's Army when Mainwaring spots some graffiti up in the organ loft in the church. (we never get to find out what the word actually is!)
He turns to Jonesy and says "You see that Jones? Have you done that?" to which Jonesy replies "What, recently Mr Mainwaring?"
He turns to Jonesy and says "You see that Jones? Have you done that?" to which Jonesy replies "What, recently Mr Mainwaring?"
Corvette chic
Guest
- Location
- Accrington
"I'll rip her blonde hair out by her black roots..." Elsie Tanner circa 1968
Kirstie
Über Member
Hilldodger said:
One of my favourites! Second only to:
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
