Do you carry a weapon?

[vickster]

Very useful if riding on a dark trail on a TT bike @deptfordmarmoset

This thread is the funniest I've read in a long time...keep it up chaps (so to speak @Fnaar )

 

[nickyboy]

Well err no because it's a) illegal and b) bloody daft in SW London (I am not riding across the Serengeti)...I suppose in extremis I could use a mini pump, multi tool or tyre lever (assuming I was riding "equipped" ) or just cycle faster than the animal (in a zig zag of course if it were an alligator lol)

All you need to do is always cycle with someone slower than you

 

[vickster]

All you need to do is always cycle with someone slower than you

According to the OP's other threads, everyone is slower than him...so presumably therefore he has his answer

Prize to @nickyboy

 

[mistral]

It can't be long before someone posts that pic of the young Polish cyclists?

 

[I like Skol]

When cycling at night or on a dark trail. Just in case you get attacked by an animal or somebody.

Jesus is my weapon

Jesus give me strength!

 

[rualexander]

You carry a wild boar in case you are attacked?
Chapeau

 

[Cycling Dan]

In deep conversation with the masterminds at the DailyMail we have decided that the promotion of a rabbit and squirrel culling is the only way to protect us Britons from these fearsome hostile's

In other news Plants and Nuts have suggested great support for the movement.

Look at them!!!!!!!!

 

[vickster]

It can't be long before someone posts that pic of the young Polish cyclists?

Ah go on then

 

[Rooster1]

Ah go on then

He said "long" lol

 

[RhythMick]

Ah go on then

Must have been cold, poor chaps

 

[vickster]

The OP? Where...I think it's probably a tad dubious to fend off squirrels in that way anyhow...although the GBBO squirrel would have a giggle at the size of their nuts compared to his!

He said "long" lol

 

[Rooster1]

I attached an MG42 to my bike, not overly practical if I am honest, but scares the **** out of folk.

 

[slowmotion]

Do those longs come with a padded insert?

 

[AndyRM]

Because I'm a gangsta having fun
Never leave the pad without packing a gun
Hitting hard as f***, I make you ask what was it
Boy, you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

 

[Rooster1]

Alternatively,