Do you carry a weapon?
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jefmcg
Guru
Maybe it's different for men, but I've never been in a situation where a weapon would have helped, and that includes the time a man pushed me down an alleyway and pinned me to the ground**. I have walked down a dark alley with the most solid object I was carrying in my hand for defence, but I'm not cycling like that, and I can't imagine a confrontation where I'd have time to pull a weapon from a holster or scabbard.
(**what did work in that cause was my anger, with which I roared at him when he removed his hand from my mouth. He got off and ran away. I wish I had had a gun, to shoot him in his cowardly arse)
(**what did work in that cause was my anger, with which I roared at him when he removed his hand from my mouth. He got off and ran away. I wish I had had a gun, to shoot him in his cowardly arse)
Mugshot
Cracking a solo.
You think it's funny Dan? You wont be laughing when this fella has you in a head lock!In deep conversation with the masterminds at the DailyMail we have decided that the promotion of a rabbit and squirrel culling is the only way to protect us Britons from these fearsome hostile's View attachment 49076
In other news Plants and Nuts have suggested great support for the movement.
Look at them!!!!!!!!
AndyRM
XOXO
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- North Shields
I'm getting in touch with WADA about this character.
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Deleted member 23692
Guest
I usally ride with my club, some of whom have started going out tooled up. Average speed has dropped quite a bit though.
vickster
Squire
But have you seen that terrifying beefcake squirrel ^^^^
Alembicbassman
Confused.com
Buy a Brompton.
You have a 2ft metal bar on a quick release lever
You have a 2ft metal bar on a quick release lever
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
The guy next door takes his wife. The police were round the other night after they had a row and threatened to arrest him for being in possession of an offensive wife. At least I think that's what they said.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Even worse if he takes a licking to your nuts!
Wafer
Veteran
- Location
- Somerset/Devon border
They are pretty dangerous
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Seems a generous offer. I suspect dinner and a few drinks preceded?
JoeyB
Go on, tilt your head!
- Location
- Fareham, Hampshire
Interpretive dance at that....
Apollonius
Guru
- Location
- South Staffordshire
Wandering the streets of Rovereto, Italy not long ago, I saw an Italian Army Vespa which was genuinely fitted with a rocket launcher. It was on display in a shop as a sort of curiosity.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic4123.html
Might add a few grammes to a carbon bike.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic4123.html
Might add a few grammes to a carbon bike.
