Discussion in 'Beginners' started by Shaun, 21 Aug 2007.
@GuyBoden, please put me out of my misery!
"Put your furniture in the centre of the room " means adjusting your male equipment into a central position.
Thank you Guy! I can sleep easy now. Genuine lols, I had never heard that one.
Newbies like me should be directed here on sign up!
This thread is essential for newcomers and the elderly since I am both. No confirmation need of this as I am posting this at the end of page 13 rather than the end of the the thread. I could not seem to delete this and put it in the right place. Story of my life.
You mean you talk about this? The people you ride with sound dodgy :0)
Not sure if it's been noted, but;
Wife/girlfriend, & equally husband/boyfriend specific;
SWMBO (She Who Must be Obeyed)
She Who Says No!'
a variant on "pocket billiards" then
I like "the domestic authorities"
Picked it up in a model engineering book -lathes and so on - suggesting a heavy lathe crashing through floorboards of the spare bedroom "may not be popular with the domesitc authorities". Almost seemed like a job title akin to "works manager" or similar.
Pulling your Male Genitals up into a central location in your shorts (balls'n'all) is common practice on road bikes, so your male equipment doesn't get painfully rubbed on the seat during a long ride.
Middle Aged Man In Licra - Google is fab
(someone snuck through the barriers at a Olympic run-up event)
Most of these are used on every site everywhere but I'm grateful for the more bike specific ones. Thank You for those!
One of my friends is a firm proponent of the acronym "BOAB" (bird on a bike) but I am undecided on whether this should be accepted due to the slightly disrespectful tone!
Separate names with a comma.