Got fired from my job today.

[Flying_Monkey]

I used to be a Priest but I got fired. I didn't have a prayer.

I'll get my cassock...

 

[tyred]

I used to work for Benson and Hedges but I burned out.

 

[trustysteed]

i used to be a baker but couldn't make enough bread to pay the bills.

 

[tyred]

I used to work for Rolex but I got ticked off.

 

[trustysteed]

i wanted to be a milkman but was churned off by the early starts.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

I lost my job at the toilet paper factory for arsing around. It was a crap job, but it's a real bummer when you just get flushed away like that.

 

[tyred]

I used to work for Dunlop but left after things went flat.

 

[trustysteed]

i used to make china mugs for the Man Utd club shop but got fired by the Glazers.

 

[trustysteed]

i used to work on the Channel Tunnel but got bored.

 

[slowmotion]

I used to repair fridges but they froze my salary.

 

[Dayvo]

I used to be a baker but I never got a rise.

 

[Paulus]

I worked for a playground equipment manufacturer, I got the sack for not swinging both ways!

 

[Aperitif]

I never had a job - now I'm all forum.

 

[trustysteed]

i used to be a rat catcher but got cheesed off by the trappings of wealth

 

[Dayvo]

I used to be a vicar but I got all hot under the collar.