Got fired from my job today.

[trustysteed]

i used to be prime minister but was hung out to dry

 

[tyred]

I used to be an undertaker but I buried all my best customers.

 

[Dayvo]

I got sacked when I worked at the sperm bank.

I should have seen it coming!

 

[tyred]

I used to be a glazier but I was in pane.

 

[Dayvo]

I used to be a glazier but people could see right through me.

 

[oliglynn]

I used to work for a shoe-makers but I kept making them too tall and so, for that sole reason, they gave me the boot.

 

[tyred]

I used to work for a bulb manufacturer and then I saw the light.

 

[Dayvo]

I used to be a butcher but I didn't like chopping my meat.

 

[Dayvo]

I got sacked working as a bus conductor.

It wasn't fair!

 

[slowmotion]

I used to work in a pottery but I got fired.

 

[Paulus]

I used to be a gardener, but the boss dug up my past record.

 

[Dayvo]

I wanted to be a milkman but I didn't have the bottle for it!

 

[Dayvo]

I had to play the piano in church, because my organ was too big.

 

[tyred]

I used to be a tailor but I got stitched up.

 

[tyred]

I used to work for Smith and Wesson but I got the bullet.