i used to be prime minister but was hung out to dry
tyred Legendary Member Location Ireland 19 May 2010 #77 I used to be an undertaker but I buried all my best customers.
Dayvo just passin' through Location 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E 19 May 2010 #78 I got sacked when I worked at the sperm bank. I should have seen it coming!
Dayvo just passin' through Location 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E 19 May 2010 #80 I used to be a glazier but people could see right through me.
oliglynn Über Member Location Oxfordshire 19 May 2010 #81 I used to work for a shoe-makers but I kept making them too tall and so, for that sole reason, they gave me the boot.
I used to work for a shoe-makers but I kept making them too tall and so, for that sole reason, they gave me the boot.
tyred Legendary Member Location Ireland 19 May 2010 #82 I used to work for a bulb manufacturer and then I saw the light.
Dayvo just passin' through Location 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E 19 May 2010 #83 I used to be a butcher but I didn't like chopping my meat.
Dayvo just passin' through Location 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E 19 May 2010 #84 I got sacked working as a bus conductor. It wasn't fair!
slowmotion Quite dreadful Location lost somewhere 19 May 2010 #85 I used to work in a pottery but I got fired.
Paulus Started young, and still going. Location Barnet, 19 May 2010 #86 I used to be a gardener, but the boss dug up my past record.
Dayvo just passin' through Location 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E 19 May 2010 #87 I wanted to be a milkman but I didn't have the bottle for it!
Dayvo just passin' through Location 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E 19 May 2010 #88 I had to play the piano in church, because my organ was too big.
tyred Legendary Member Location Ireland 19 May 2010 #90 I used to work for Smith and Wesson but I got the bullet.