Here we go again

[Drago]

Roger Rabbit

Whatever turns you on!

 

[wonderdog]

It was once again repeated in the Guardian just a few weeks ago that Audi drivers are more likely to have a motoring conviction than any other, BMW drivers a close second, and Mercedes drivers a distant third. But there's a very interesting twist to this.

By a strange quirk of statistics, you're more likely to be convicted of drink driving if you drive a...Morris Minor! It would seem that the owners of the few that are left are a right bunch of dipso's.

Jeremy Clarkson one described Audi drivers as being "big in cement". Gert Frobe springs to mind.

 

[subaqua]

Whatever turns you on!

Dobbin the Donkey

Muffin the Mule

Can you as an ex officer of da laaaw confirm or deny they are offences