Most of the horse riders and horses that I encounter are no problem but I did have a problem with one particular horse ...
I was riding down a local bridleway when I spotted someone riding a horse towards me. I slowed right down and realised that the rider was someone I knew. He's a very tall man and he had a huge horse to fit him!
He shouted
STOP!!!!, so I did. He called out that his horse was extremely nervous near cyclists. My immediate reaction was that this was a public bridleway on which horses and cyclists would often meet, so bringing a beast of that size and temperament into conflict with them was not a brilliant idea ...
As horse and rider started to pass me I made the criminally stupid mistake of moving a few inches to the side to make room. The pawls in my MTB's freehub clicked a couple of times and the horse freaked completely! It went up on its hind legs and its front hooves were flailing about above my head. The rider was struggling to stay on the saddle and get the horse under control.
Finally, he quietened it down and started to move on past. He leaned down and whispered "
See - I told you not to move!"
Absolutely bloody marvellous!

PS Oh, and there was also once an incident worthy of a helmet debate -
'Which helmet for insertion up a horse's anus?' 
That one was all my fault. I was bombing down Height Road on the hillside above Mytholmroyd and came to a blind bend out of some woods
. I should have slowed down but didn't. So, I hurtled round the bend and discovered a horse's rear end directly in front of me ... (Still attached to the rest of the horse!). After emergency braking, I stopped, but rather closer to the horse than I would have liked. The horse slowly looked round and gave me a look which told me that another couple of inches closer and I would have got a good kicking!
