How can you tell if you're a snob?

[tyred]

I drive a Cortina 2.0 Ghia and look down on those peasants in a 1.6L.

 

[tyred]

I put filter tips on my Old Holborn roll ups.

 

[FrankCrank]

Too many funny comments here to give a like to all, so a virtual one will have to do.

Many digs at MaccyD, and well deserved. Might have mentioned before that folk mistakenly eat the burger, then throw away the box.
It should of course be the other way round.

I'm proud to declare I have no posh credentials - the maid and the gardener can confirm this.

 

[cookiemonster]

Oof. At least Shimano works properly.

 

[Drago]

I only wear the finest M&S Y fronts from the charity shop.

Handy tip - choose the brown ones as it hides any staining from the PO.

 

[Jameshow]

Bike snob. 105 is as low as I go. 105, Ultegra, Dura Ace, Deore LX/XT and SRAM X9.

Yes.

Real life snob, no. Drive old cars or a van.

Forgive me I've some tiagra!!

 

[accountantpete]

I have Di1 and look down on all those with Di2.

 

[Drago]

I have my man servant change gears for me and look down at peasants who have to press a button to do it themselves.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I drive a Cortina 2.0 Ghia and look down on those peasants in a 1.6L.

You drive, how vulgar

 

[Drago]

I travel in a sedan chair carried by peasants. It's cheaper to recruit new ones every few days rather than waste money on gruel keeping them fed.

 

[Hover Fly]

*angry Scottish noises*

That’ll be the Islay fire water burning through your vocal cords.

 

[Hover Fly]

You shudder at the thought of visiting a motorway service area.

I shudder at the thought of being on a motorway.

 

[Ian H]

You drive, how vulgar

I have a 1930 motorists' handbook which, amongst other things, tells me that the motorist is responsible for ensuring that his chauffeur has a valid driving licence (which cost 5/- at the Post Office - no test required).

 

[ianrauk]

I have Di1 and look down on all those with Di2.

Pah... I have Ti2

 

[fossyant]

I have Di1 and look down on all those with Di2.

I have 'cables' - no need to charge, grab and go !