Eaten by something called Picachu on top of the Eifel Tower - apparently.
Considering the Eifel Tower is in France it is unlikely I shall ever go there. Tried it once not doing it again.
This is entirely contrary to how I intend to shuffle of this mortal coil - in bed aged 115 with 3 supermodels, with an empty bottle of 50 year old malt whisky on the bedside