how would you react?

[guitarpete247]

I was dressed in white on a white bike with reflectives and someone still knocked me off, tell them to do one .

Where you hit by a snowplough .

 

[Lonestar]

Should have gone to Specsavers.Although it would help if these people did actually look or look properly before crossing and not rely on their ears...if that.

 

[Levo-Lon]

As a mid/late 50s hippie type myself I'd have told him he was a F&%$&g T"*t.

And "have you got any more of that mate"?

 

[davidphilips]

I use both ears for nits like that one for in and the other for out and dont even try and remember silly/rude comments, so i would just cycle away.

 

[tommaguzzi]

I am not very bright!

Bloody he'll I wish I had thought of that, your contribution has made this thread worthwhile I will certainly be using this if it ever happens again. Thank you.

 

[raleighnut]

And "have you got any more of that mate"?

Nah, I'd bet my own money that I've got better 'gear' than him.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Nah, I'd bet my own money that I've got better 'gear' than him.

 

[Drago]

You can't reason with these fools. A simple "Foxtrot off you unwanted, ignorant, interfering twot"

 

[si_c]

You can't reason with these fools. A simple "Foxtrot off you unwanted, ignorant, interfering twot"

Possibly adding a comment about uncertain parentage.

 

[dantheman]

Reminded him about Humpty Dumpty ,

This made me laugh.. That would really be a great reply and fire his sarcasm straight back at him .

Maybe a donkey jacket would have saved humpty?

-sorry, the donkey jackets a private joke.

 

[ozboz]

This made me laugh.. That would really be a great reply and fire his sarcasm straight back at him .

Maybe a donkey jacket would have saved humpty?

-sorry, the donkey jackets a private joke.

Oh , you have to lets us in on the joke now !

As for Humpty Dumpty ,
He was a proper Big Head !

 

[suzeworld]

Hilarious thread!

Lost in custard ....

 

[Andy in Germany]

I had a similar comment from a driver coming towards me of "your

He said " that's really nice hi-viz that you are wearing "

At first I only heard the " really nice " bit so stopped and thought he wanted to talk about the electric conversion I fitted to the bike( quite a few do).
The he repeated "really nice hi-viz you are wearing" in a sacastic voice.
So i told him to do one and rode off.

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I usually say "Thanks" in a slightly overdone manner and carry on. But then I wave and smile at drivers whi give me the finger...

 

[Alan O]

Hilarious thread!

Lost in custard ....

I do sometimes wonder if custard factory workers have to wear high-viz black.

 

[DCBassman]

I do sometimes wonder if custard factory workers have to wear high-viz black.

There's such a factory near me, I'll try and find out!