Jokes accepted, cheer me up....

[fossyant]

The question everyone is missing is....

Did you shave yourself or have you had help with that?

I suspect I will come out as bald as a coot.

Plus side is the anaesthetist had said they will stick some local in there whilst out so I can go home. Just so I don't worry that I can't feel anything.

 

[Leaway2]

Is that the one where he ends up with his pods caught in the front wheel?

EDIT: Hope it goes well Foss. Have you not tried a different saddle?

I suppose Fossy will need to raise the seat post a little after the op. GWS

 

[hopless500]

Too right. They are knocking me out. The procedure isnt nice. Things get taken out, operated on then popped back in. Blurgh.

 

[hopless500]

You mean you're not watching? That's a missed opportunity. How do you know they're not going to swap them for pickled onions or something?

 

[ayceejay]

I had a vasectomy many moons ago, when I arrived at the clinic I noticed that everything was spotless there was even a guy mopping the floor as I entered. I was greeted by a beautiful nurse wearing the starched white uniform they used to wear, when she walked I could hear her stockinged legs rubbing together. She led me to a cubicle, I undressed and put on the back to front gown, "oh" she said "it looks like we have to shave you first, hop on the bed", she pulled a curtain around me and left her legs rubbing together erotically.
I lay on the bed fantasizing about being handled by this fabulous creature, by the time I heard the curtain rustle I had an erection fit to burst... and in walks the bloke who had been mopping the floor brandishing a Gillette. Never in the field of imagined sex has an erection disappeared more quickly.

 

[goo_mason]

Someone just shouted "Bnag!" at me. That was bang out of order.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

Testicles? Wasn't he one of them there Greek gods?

 

[fossyant]

Still here. No bed as sat in a room with a telly. Should be off soon. Bored.

 

[Dayvo]

Should be off soon.

You or your testicle?

 

[fossyant]

Who knows. Still bloody waiting. Nick Knowles presenting some game show on telly. Gonna get chair sores at this rate. Getting a numb bum.

 

[dan_bo]

You or your testicle?

 

[classic33]

Naked Bike Ride round your way was on the 2nd June. Means you're going to have to wait until next year now!!

 

[hopless500]

Poor you. That's a long time to be sitting around waiting.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

How about some cheery stuff to take your mind off things.

Doctors will see you now Mr Fossyant.

 

[fossyant]

Back in the land of the living. Just had a cuppa and tucking into my fruit and cookies. Well prepared as I don't do no food for long. Got cookies too. I think I've still got my ball. Not checked. Pain no worse than before the surgery.

Great staff at the hospital.