Jokes accepted, cheer me up....

[tony111]

You mean you're not watching? That's a missed opportunity. How do you know they're not going to swap them for pickled onions or something?

If they do,hope you don't get too exited when you see a cheese sandwich !

 

[fossyant]

Just checked. Still got it or at least a pickled onion. LOL.

 

[classic33]

Poor you. That's a long time to be sitting around waiting.

Who for?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

@fossyant

 

[400bhp]

Back in the land of the living. Just had a cuppa and tucking into my fruit and cookies. Well prepared as I don't do no food for long. Got cookies too. I think I've still got my ball. Not checked. Pain no worse than before the surgery.

Great staff at the hospital.

No meat and One Veg?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Back in the land of the living. Just had a cuppa and tucking into my fruit and cookies. Well prepared as I don't do no food for long. Got cookies too. I think I've still got my ball. Not checked. Pain no worse than before the surgery.

Great staff at the hospital.

Goldfish memory, by the time you typed 'Well prepared as I don't do no food for long' you'd forgot you'd already mentioned you had cookies and told us again.

 

[postman]

What does Blackpool Tower and Fossyant have in common. they both have ballrooms.

 

[Fnaar]

The only sure-fire to tell what they've done is to sing "I feel love". If it comes out sounding like Jimmy Somerville, something's gone...

 

[fossyant]

Goldfish memory, by the time you typed 'Well prepared as I don't do no food for long' you'd forgot you'd already mentioned you had cookies and told us again.

Its the drugs.

 

[I like Skol]

........Just had a cuppa and tucking into my fruit and cookies......

Would that be plums with nut cookies?

 

[postman]

Nurse Nurse i clearly said "Prick his boil".one of the many many postcards i sorted over the years of working at Royal Mail.

 

[Archie_tect]

There are plenty of nutcases on here fossy...

 

[postman]

The wife has just got back from the library.She has two books on double entendres.She says she will give me one later.

 

[Lien Sdrawde]

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the roof ........

"Well, everything's ok so far".

 

[Sillyoldman]

Two cannibals are walking along the beach and happen upon a poor washed up but dead sailor. The cannibals are very hungry and decide to tuck in. "You start at the feet and I will start at the head and we'll meet in the middle" says one of the cannibals.

After a while the one who started at the head end says "how are you getting on"?

"Having a ball" came the reply.

"We'll slow down then you greedy sod, your eating too fast"