Losing your school report

[Rooster1]

In my younger, troublesome days, I once magically lost my school report on the way home.

I knew it was going to be awful, but I really did not intend to lose it.

My mum and I walked the way back to school and there it was, opened and riddled with negative comments and bad marks. She never believed me.

Anyways, my Daughters report is out today and it wont be getting lost as it is all via EMAIL!!!!

Perhaps my Daughter will hide the router so we can't access it.

As it happens, she is a star pupil and we have no major concerns.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Emails can be edited. Just saying.

 

[Drago]

How do you know teacher sent it?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Rooster1

Emails can be edited. Just saying.

How do you know teacher sent it?

Dear Dad Roosteretta's Dad

Roosteretta has done so good that she don't need a report this time.

Yours

The School

 

[MiK1138]

Only part of the report i ever worried about was the attendance part, my mother knew every time i was "legitimately off school" D-

 

[Markymark]

Only part of the report i ever worried about was the attendance part, my mother knew every time i was "legitimately off school" D-

Was it the day they taught you the difference between i and I?

 

[PeteXXX]

And the school also adds it to their Twitter feed to say the reports are on their way!!

 

[pplpilot]

my school report may as well have read - Take him away, please!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

my school report may as well have read - Take him away, please!

Looking at mine, I realise now just how condescending some teachers sounded.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 4561452, member: 259"]We had some sods. I remember when someone in my geography class (not the brightest button, but a nice lad) discovered that he's got 4% instead of 3% in his test results. He put his hand up and pointed out to the teacher, who looked out of the window and said "the difference between 3% and 4%, Brown, is the difference between a cretin and a moron".[/QUOTE]

We had nothing like that, they clearly had to be more subtle in my day

 

[MontyVeda]

I began truanting quite a lot during my last two years at high school. One of my many excuses was that we were moving house and my form teacher, in accepting my excuse asked for my new address, so i quickly made one up... 22 Derby Road. My report that year never turned up at our actual address, and whilst there is a Derby Road, there isn't a number 22. Where it went I've no idea.

ps. don't tell my mum.

 

[MiK1138]

Was it the day they taught you the difference between i and I?

No I was at the opticians that day.

 

[Markymark]

No I was at the opticians that day.

Aye. Eye?

 

[ColinJ]

No I was at the opticians that day.

i see what you did there!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No I was at the opticians that day.

i see what you did there!

It's all in the wrist action apparently!


..... I presume you WERE old enough!



*Sorry, terribly juvenile joke there *