Most annoying adverts currently on TV

[Elswick Cotterpin]

I think they're all irritating; cruises/walk in bath and showers especially. But really all of them.

 

[Jenkins]

Shkoda

Shite

 

[Zanelad]

Any that use two times instead of twice.

 

[wafter]

I wouldn't know as I don't own a telly.... precisely for such reasons.

 

[stephec]

Oh no, what have you just done??!!

I was walking to my Aunties
When I felt it in my panties
Diarrhoea!


😆

Sorry, I'll get me coat.

It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun.......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun.......

I was climbing up the mountain
When it came out like a fountain
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!

 

[Ratchet Cat]

I hate the underwear advert where they’ve all got crabs. It ends with a bloke thrusting his horrible hairy tummy about.
Nope! I’m not buying your underwear because of your stupid advert with the ugly bloke.

 

[stephec]

I was climbing up the mountain
When it came out like a fountain...

It comes from your arse like a shooting star from Mars.......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I hate the underwear advert where they’ve all got crabs. It ends with a bloke thrusting his horrible hairy tummy about.
Nope! I’m not buying your underwear because of your stupid advert with the ugly bloke.

That was Drago's first foray into the world of underwear adverts, you'll have upset him terribly now! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It comes from your arse like a shooting star from Mars.......

I was there talking to my friend
When it shot out of my rear end
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As you can see folks, I have managed to improve the tone of this thread CONSIDERABLY! 😆💩

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was playing for the team
When it came out like a stream...

 

[Alex321]

Not sure if its still on, but that ad for (I think) LNER with that stupid puppet dancing on the train carriage ceiling was just plain irritating.

Although nothing has topped the old Shake 'n' Vac ad for ages.

Talking of trains, the "On the train, you can" adverts. The things they show, you can do almost anywhere, being on a train makes no difference.

 

[stephec]

Talking of trains, the "On the train, you can" adverts. The things they show, you can do almost anywhere, being on a train makes no difference.

Apart from find a seat that is.

 

[stephec]

I was playing for the team
When it came out like a stream...

My mum wasn't in so I did it in the bin....