Most annoying adverts currently on TV

[Illaveago]

The seemingly ubiquitous Trivago ones.

I like watching that football manager's teeth!

 

[AndyRM]

I like watching that football manager's teeth!

It's been suggested that the teeth were there first and Klopp was formed around them.

 

[Illaveago]

It's been suggested that the teeth were there first and Klopp was formed around them.

A case for! " Have you been mis sold a set of teeth? "

 

[Shearwater Missile]

What has the BBC ever done for me?

Less than the Roman`s, at least we have some straight roads etc etc etc.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Domino-hoo-hoos. I think I've only ever watched a series on TV with adverts, IIRC it was IACGMOOH. I assume the Dominos one is still on?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My mum wasn't in so I did it in the bin....

I was feeding my own pet carp
When it came out pretty sharp...

I was standing in the rain
When it came out like a train...

Or alternatively

I was standing at the bar
When it came out like a car

There were loads at school, but over 30 years later, I have forgotten most of them, so I am just making up new ones here now.
They all had the chorus of

'Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!'

At the end (pardon the pun).

ANNYWAY, you get the jist. 😆

I was talking to my Mum
When it fell out of my bum
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!

Less than the Romans, at least we have some straight roads etc etc etc.

Gay roads are a lot more fun though!

 

[Binky]

If I do watch commercial TV be it itv etc or streaming I just mute every time adverts are on as they are all annoying. Some more than others though.
What's particularly irritating is Amazon Prime when they stick an advert break seemingly every 10 mins in an attempt to annoy customers into paying to go ad free.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I like watching that football manager's teeth!

What? Is the bloke with the luminous teeth in the Trivago ad a celeb not just a jobbing actor?

In fact, are they all celebs?

I'll have to watch more closely the next 6 times I see it.

 

[stephec]

I was feeding my own pet carp
When it came out pretty sharp...

I was standing in the rain
When it came out like a train...

Or alternatively

I was standing at the bar
When it came out like a car

There were loads at school, but over 30 years later, I have forgotten most of them, so I am just making up new ones here now.
They all had the chorus of

'Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!'

At the end (pardon the pun).

ANNYWAY, you get the jist. 😆

I was talking to my Mum
When it fell out of my bum
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!

Gay roads are a lot more fun though!

I've only got one left, I was walking to the chippy when I felt something slippy.....

 

[Electric_Andy]

I've only got one left, I was walking to the chippy when I felt something slippy.....

it comes out your bum, like a bullet from a gun..

 

[presta]

"What has the BBC ever done for me"

It doesn't work as a monologue instead of a dialogue.

 

[Badger_Boom]

Less than the Roman`s, at least we have some straight roads etc etc etc.

Gay roads are a lot more fun though!

To quote Aulus Paulinus, when it comes to Roman roads "Straight is Great but bendy is trendy".

 

[Mo1959]

I like watching that football manager's teeth!

I didn’t realise he was a football manager. When he appears I usually mutter at the telly “Oh here’s Mr Teeth”

 

[PeteXXX]

I don't watch much tele so see few adverts.
What gets on my thingumybobs is wireless ads where they start gabbling the t's & c's at the end at a ridiculous speed. I either switch it off or select another preset channel.

 

[AndyRM]

@Mo1959 and @Dogtrousers - it's Jürgen "Klippity" Klopp of Mainz, Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool fame, currently on a probably doomed mission to revive the fortunes of the German national football team.

To be fair to him he takes the jibes about his teeth with good grace.

As for the others? I think they're just randoms, although one does look like a Temu version of Haley Joe Osment.