Yeah make the most of it........happens infrequently.The's thinkin
Yeah make the most of it........happens infrequently.The's thinkin
Or those people who go on and on about just about anything for ages (not counting Mundane posters obviously) in a tuneless and insistent way.Or the sticky-out bits on a set of bagpipes.
You can "kill" a set of bagpipes without getting into trouble though.Or those people who go on and on about just about anything for ages (not counting Mundane posters obviously) in a tuneless and insistent way.
Good news: A vist to M&S did not happen.
Bad news: It will happen tomorrow.
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
DON’T TAKE ME IF I DON’T WANT TO GO……….
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men–he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women–she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.
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9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.
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13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
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And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’
You iron t-shirts? I can’t remember the last time we used our iron. Do we still have an iron? Wait, wait, it’s coming back to me.... A shirt was ironed a couple of weeks ago for an interview.
(I was interviewed, not the shirt).
It is causing a major problem and whoever is doing it is determined to avoid detection.
Good news: A vist to M&S did not happen.
Bad news: It will happen tomorrow.
You iron t-shirts? I can’t remember the last time we used our iron. Do we still have an iron? Wait, wait, it’s coming back to me.... A shirt was ironed a couple of weeks ago for an interview.
(I was interviewed, not the shirt).
Amnesia overnight, unable to remember PIN number.Grow a pair. Feign illness.
Was 'ironing a shirt' part of your interview?
The t-shirts were fairly easy, it’s the y-fronts that take the time.
Do you mean it's bin done a lot before?I'm beginning to lose whatever interest I might ever have had in people's bin regimes. We've done this to death.
I think he means it's bin done to death - but bin days keep on coming round so he's just going to have to live with it.Do you mean it's bin done a lot before?
Fortunately not. If it was part of the interview I would have had to take my wife with me. My skills with the iron are limited to plugging it in. Then I’m told to ‘go away’ so I don’t burn the item of clothing or the house down. The former has happened before. The latter not, thank goodness (or rather thanks to my wife).
I think he means it's bin done to death - but bin days keep on coming round so he's just going to have to live with it.