Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Terry toweling nappies were invented 3 days after Adam and Eve had their first child. At first they used the trusty fig leaf but Eve quickly told Adam "I am fed up being up to my elbows in sh*t.....you can change the next one. So being a man he immediately invented Terry nappies.
And before anyone queries this fact, they were originally called Cain & Abel nappies but then the third child, Terry was born.
Terry went on to invent the chocolate orange and shortly thereafter was diagnosed with diabetes.