- Location
- Inside my skull
It is rumoured that the Wiggo Jiffy bag contained a bar of lard.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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david k
Hi
- Location
- North West
Person to person fat doping is the latest method preferred by professionals
Often a fat bloke is there as a mechanic or similar only to be totally useless, his real job is a fat donor
Often a fat bloke is there as a mechanic or similar only to be totally useless, his real job is a fat donor
david k
Hi
- Location
- North West
Drago
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- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Unfortunately, Ramses II didnt want France up his passage and instead his under a pile of old rags.
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Froome was allegedly caught eating a doner kebab during last years TDF during an anti fat doping string by WAFA (World Anti Fat Authority)
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- Inside my skull
Many cyclists mistakenly think FTP stands for functional threshold power, it in fact means fat threshold power..
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
FTP has a totally different meaning in parts of Northern Ireland.
classic33
Leg End Member
In a city filled with grand monuments and huge statues, it’s nice to know London has an official smallest statue.
Located on Philpot Lane, the statue of two tiny mice eating cheese is dedicated to two builders who fell during construction of The Monument after an argument over a missing sandwich, that they blamed on each other but was actually the fault of a mice infestation.
Located on Philpot Lane, the statue of two tiny mice eating cheese is dedicated to two builders who fell during construction of The Monument after an argument over a missing sandwich, that they blamed on each other but was actually the fault of a mice infestation.
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
Not a statue exactly, but:
Robert (Mouseman) Thompson (7 May 1876 – 8 December 1955) was a British furniture maker. He lived in Kilburn, North Yorkshire, where he set up a business manufacturing oak furniture, which featured a carved mouse on almost every piece.
Thompson's trademark carving on the altar rail in Kilburn Parish Church
It is claimed that the mouse motif came about accidentally in 1919 following a conversation about "being as poor as a church mouse", which took place between Thompson and one of his colleagues during the carving of a cornice for a screen. This chance remark led to him carving a mouse and this remained part of his work from this point onwards.
Robert (Mouseman) Thompson (7 May 1876 – 8 December 1955) was a British furniture maker. He lived in Kilburn, North Yorkshire, where he set up a business manufacturing oak furniture, which featured a carved mouse on almost every piece.
Thompson's trademark carving on the altar rail in Kilburn Parish Church
It is claimed that the mouse motif came about accidentally in 1919 following a conversation about "being as poor as a church mouse", which took place between Thompson and one of his colleagues during the carving of a cornice for a screen. This chance remark led to him carving a mouse and this remained part of his work from this point onwards.
- Location
- Inside my skull
They can in non Euclidean geometries
They can when I've had a few beers.
