Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
That was the invention he was most stoked about, I understand.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
- Start date
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- Location
- Inside my skull
Fridges are the cause of the heatwave and are not meant to be operated outside of the Sahara desert.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
the sahara desert was invented just so we had something to compare heatwave temperatures to
- Location
- Inside my skull
Heat waves were invented in Mexico. Sometimes these are incorrectly referred to as Mexican waves.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
During the 70's, Mexico was sponsored by Ford
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
A Mexican Wave is measured against the size of Wales - a good one is twice the size of Wales, for instance.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Wales is actually bigger than Africa (if you iron it flat)
- Location
- Inside my skull
Fords were a British attempt to cool down roads during heatwaves. Being a typical bodge they soon dried up and were abandoned.
- Location
- Inside my skull
Wales is so wrinkly because of the rain.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
There are no wild animals in Africa. The idea was invented by the Illuminati to deter people from visiting.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
The Illuminati are the biggest manufacturer of light bulbs in Italy
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Italy was originally a province of France, favoured by the particularly lazy among French society. That actually takes some doing, but is nevertheless true.
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
Prior to 1982, there was no rain down in Africa.
However, during production of their biggest hit "Africa", the inaccuracies in the lyrics were pointed out to the members of Toto. They immediately committed 10% of profits from the song to provide an annual rainy season which continues to this day.
However, during production of their biggest hit "Africa", the inaccuracies in the lyrics were pointed out to the members of Toto. They immediately committed 10% of profits from the song to provide an annual rainy season which continues to this day.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Shirley Temple was originally cast as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. Unfortunately Toto developed an unhealthy attraction and his dry-humping sadly resulted in her being replaced by Judy Garland.
