Odd factoids

Californium melts at 900 degrees. Enough to make your eyes water.

 

Presumably eyes water to keep them cool whilst they are melting Californium.

 

When man first evolved from cows, eyes were used to smell.

 

Man is still bemoaning the fact that ladies lost a couple of teats during the course of said evolution.

 

Cows like to put on plays when no one is looking. By all accounts they are udderly brilliant.

 

Despite always being dressed in leather, cows cannot ride motorbikes

 

Simply not true

 

Not sure who's riding what there

 

There's a man who couldn't be bothered to wait for evolution.

 

Besides, thats not a motorbike

It's a mooo-ped

 

Mopeds were invented by Maureen Peddlethwaite, or 'Mo Ped' for short.

 

Mopeds are the original cycle of violence

 

Grey squirrels are in fact red squirrels, that escaped from the set of a Calvin Klein perfume advert

 

Violence was invented by Violet Intention. She was an evil one.

 

There is a commonly held myth that sheep run off into the distance after a rainstorm. This is simply not true. They just get really small due to the fact that wool shrinks after it is washed.