Odd factoids

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Blue Hills, 12 Nov 2017.

  1. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    Californium melts at 900 degrees. Enough to make your eyes water.
     
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  2. Bonefish Blues

    Bonefish Blues Banging donk

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    Presumably eyes water to keep them cool whilst they are melting Californium.
     
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  3. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

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    Valhalla
    When man first evolved from cows, eyes were used to smell.
     
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  4. Bonefish Blues

    Bonefish Blues Banging donk

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    Man is still bemoaning the fact that ladies lost a couple of teats during the course of said evolution.
     
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  5. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    Cows like to put on plays when no one is looking. By all accounts they are udderly brilliant.
     
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  6. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    Despite always being dressed in leather, cows cannot ride motorbikes
     
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  7. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    Simply not true

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  8. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    South Wales
    Not sure who's riding what there
     
  9. Bonefish Blues

    Bonefish Blues Banging donk

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    52 Festive Road
    There's a man who couldn't be bothered to wait for evolution.
     
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  10. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    South Wales
    Besides, thats not a motorbike

    It's a mooo-ped
     
    Last edited: 9 Aug 2019
  11. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

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    Mopeds were invented by Maureen Peddlethwaite, or 'Mo Ped' for short.
     
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  12. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    Mopeds are the original cycle of violence
     
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  13. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

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    Grey squirrels are in fact red squirrels, that escaped from the set of a Calvin Klein perfume advert
     
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  14. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

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    Violence was invented by Violet Intention. She was an evil one.
     
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  15. Seevio

    Seevio Über Member

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    There is a commonly held myth that sheep run off into the distance after a rainstorm. This is simply not true. They just get really small due to the fact that wool shrinks after it is washed.
     
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