Odd factoids

[Drago]

When man first evolved from cows, eyes were used to smell.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Man is still bemoaning the fact that ladies lost a couple of teats during the course of said evolution.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cows like to put on plays when no one is looking. By all accounts they are udderly brilliant.

 

[Threevok]

Despite always being dressed in leather, cows cannot ride motorbikes

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Simply not true

 

[Threevok]

Simply not true

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Not sure who's riding what there

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Simply not true

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There's a man who couldn't be bothered to wait for evolution.

 

[Threevok]

Besides, thats not a motorbike

It's a mooo-ped

 

[Drago]

Mopeds were invented by Maureen Peddlethwaite, or 'Mo Ped' for short.

 

[Threevok]

Mopeds are the original cycle of violence

 

[Threevok]

Grey squirrels are in fact red squirrels, that escaped from the set of a Calvin Klein perfume advert

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Violence was invented by Violet Intention. She was an evil one.

 

[Seevio]

There is a commonly held myth that sheep run off into the distance after a rainstorm. This is simply not true. They just get really small due to the fact that wool shrinks after it is washed.

 

[Threevok]

Sheep are not as stupid as people would have you believe

When asked, a leading professor at Cardiff University said "Baaaaa"

 

[Dave7]

Sheep are generally friendly and will walk towards humans
but strangely they tend to run away from welsh men.