Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Blue Hills, 12 Nov 2017.
It's not worth going to Gog-land, even when the pubs are open
It was 18 months after appeal and in my defence it was a very hot day!
December was invented by the conservative prime minister Ken Livingstone in 2009. It was an attempt to throw the Jewish calendar into disarray by introducing an extra month.
He also introduced Commumas on the 25th December, a festival during which bourgeois scientists, teachers, doctors etc were sought out and shot. However, the head of the AA motoring lobby, Chris Boardman, renamed the holiday in his name. Hence the holiday became known as Chris, and cyclists would traditionally give masses of presents to each other. Chris and Masses always inevitably shortened to become Christmas.
Christmas was invented so people knew that Jesus had at least one present in his life, what with missing out on Easter eggs and such
Jesus was the very first driver of the Clapham Omnibus.
Sapiosexuals are sexually aroused by intellectual debate, deep thinking and long conversations about literature.
None found on Cyclechat yet.
What's the name of those aroused by mundane debate, shallow thinking and short lived conversations about writing and stuff?
I thought that was just coincidence
Schrodinger got it wrong. The cat is definitely alive but it's in a dual state of in and out (and I have to operate the door).
Schrodinger didn't actually own a cat - only in theory
First result on google.
Theory is just off the M6 near Carlisle
Full of cats, nobody is sure if they are dead or alive
Plato theorised that humans originally had 4 legs, 4 arms and 2 heads but the Gods feared they would be too powerful so Zeus split humans in two, thus forcing humans to spend their entire lives looking for their "soul mate".
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