Odd factoids

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Blue Hills, 12 Nov 2017.

  1. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    It's not worth going to Gog-land, even when the pubs are open :whistle:
     
  2. david k

    david k Hi

    Location:
    North West
    It was 18 months after appeal and in my defence it was a very hot day!









    For December
     
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  3. Bonefish Blues

    Bonefish Blues Banging donk

    Location:
    52 Festive Road
     
  4. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Location:
    Valhalla
    December was invented by the conservative prime minister Ken Livingstone in 2009. It was an attempt to throw the Jewish calendar into disarray by introducing an extra month.

    He also introduced Commumas on the 25th December, a festival during which bourgeois scientists, teachers, doctors etc were sought out and shot. However, the head of the AA motoring lobby, Chris Boardman, renamed the holiday in his name. Hence the holiday became known as Chris, and cyclists would traditionally give masses of presents to each other. Chris and Masses always inevitably shortened to become Christmas.
     
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  5. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    Christmas was invented so people knew that Jesus had at least one present in his life, what with missing out on Easter eggs and such
     
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  6. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Jesus was the very first driver of the Clapham Omnibus.
     
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  7. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Sapiosexuals are sexually aroused by intellectual debate, deep thinking and long conversations about literature.

    None found on Cyclechat yet.
     
  8. david k

    david k Hi

    Location:
    North West
    What's the name of those aroused by mundane debate, shallow thinking and short lived conversations about writing and stuff?
     
  9. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    Location:
    On 3 Wheels
    Drunks.
     
  10. david k

    david k Hi

    Location:
    North West
    I thought that was just coincidence
     
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  11. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Schrodinger got it wrong. The cat is definitely alive but it's in a dual state of in and out (and I have to operate the door).
     
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  12. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    Schrodinger didn't actually own a cat - only in theory
     
  13. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Democrats.

    First result on google.
     
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  14. david k

    david k Hi

    Location:
    North West
    Theory is just off the M6 near Carlisle

    Full of cats, nobody is sure if they are dead or alive
     
  15. Diogenes

    Diogenes Opinions, schminions

    Plato theorised that humans originally had 4 legs, 4 arms and 2 heads but the Gods feared they would be too powerful so Zeus split humans in two, thus forcing humans to spend their entire lives looking for their "soul mate".
     
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