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Bonefish Blues

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The policy of giving rifles to bears has recently been questioned though, so it may no longer be the official line.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Donald Trump (viva El Presidente!) invented the fart. It was initially named Trump in his honour. However, there is some dispute as Lionel Fart of Droitwich had been working on the same party trick for some time and claims to be the first, although Donald Trump (all hail!) was the first to patent it.

Nevertheless, Trump is a modest man and went back to his hobby of sleeping with supermodels and porn stars while Lionel Fart hired Max Clifford as his publicist. As a result he eventually became the better know of the two and the term Trump fell out of use in favour of farting.
 

Bonefish Blues

Banging donk
Location
52 Festive Road
Drinking beer increases your intelligence and attractiveness. Demonstrated in pubs on a Sat night, throughout the land.
I shall be off to our local, the Handsome Drago, later tonight. We're all bloody lovely in there, we are. :whistle:
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Contrary to popular belief, North America is in the southern hemisphere. A misinformation campaign by Fox News in 1994 convinced gullible Americans that their country was where it is perceived to be now, and not in Mozambique where it really rests.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
The Euro was never intended to be currency. It was developed as a form of tiled wallpaper for european federalists. It looks even more Mickey Mouse than Monopoly money, so there can be little doubt of this. Nevertheless, when Greece was in financial schtick they were desperate or a new currency so stole the Euro. Most of the rest of europe followed suit.
 
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