If you take a moderately sized pine cone, cover it in honey, tie a cotton thread to it, place it in a cloth bag and put it inside a small wooden box. Then put the box in the garden under a pile of leaves.
You will have wasted upwards of 15 minutes of your time, convinced your partner you are going insane and finished up with sticky fingers. Probably.
Oh and as an added bonus you will have a honeyed pine cone, complete with a cotton thread, in a bag, in a box, in your garden under some leaves.
Result !