Odd factoids

[Drago]

Lance Armstrong actually had very weak arms.

 

[Threevok]

Arms dealers don't sell legs

 

[Drago]

Legs were invented by the ancient Greeks in 1982 at their capital city, Paris. Prior to then people simply shuffled about on their buttocks.

 

[Threevok]

Legs were invented by the ancient Greeks in 1982 at their capital city, Paris. Prior to then people simply shuffled about on their buttocks.

Hence the saying "Beware Greeks' bare-ring gifts"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

By the 19th Century the invention of legs had been forgotten, and Napeolean uttered the words "An army marches on its stomach.". It took another century before legs were rediscovered, as we move forward in the 21st Century it's noted that many have forgotten the invention of legs and instead get about in cars over short distances.

 

[Threevok]

Napoleon spent most of his military career with his arm tucked into the left side of his shirt

That was until Waterloo, after which he felt a right tit

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Being hit by a car travelling at 70 mph is the equivalent of falling from a height of 50 metres.

 

[Drago]

Metres were invented by the French. Upset at the drubbing they'd received at Trafalgar, the French forces slowly trudged home, counting the years with each step.

Disgusted at having to use British units of measurement they invented the Metre, which is based upon the distance a hard working Frenchman can march In a single hour.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Unlike British Politicians whose mantra is hard working families, Macron actually names them all in each speech.

 

[Drago]

Macron first me his wife when he was in the womb.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Typographical errors were unknown until this thread.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Threads are actually super strings but we can only see the exposed dimensions here.

 

[david k]

Anyone remember Lance Legstrong?

 

[Drago]

I remember Lance C***strong the porn star.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Toddington reservoir holds 1.3 millions tons of water. Scary stuff.