classic33
Leg End Member
This is clearly untrue.Not since the great haggis plague of 1997. There aren't enough wild haggis left now, so artificial skins are used.
But due to the habit of the haggis running in the same direction along the hills, they evolved with one leg slightly longer than the other. This means that they will always run round the hill, in the same direction.*
Extensive interbreeding of the two types is currently underway, in the hope that they can finally overcome this evolutionary freak and have haggis with the same size legs able to run up & down hills and on the flatter lands.
*This freak of evolution gave us the the song "They'll be coming round the mountain", which they did when one set of pipes was played. The haggis mistaking it for the mating call of another. Those waiting to catch them could be heard singing the above, with their own verses thrown in, whilst they awaited the haggis appearing.
It proved such a popular working song that the piper was often paid to play it. This gave rise to the saying "That he who pays the piper, calls the tune" as they'd often be hunting for days on end before they came up with such a simple method of catching them.