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srj10

Guru
After his death Rod Hull's Emu spent the remaining years of his life in a Variety Club sanctuary for out of work performing animals were he struck up a relationship with Bernie Clifton's other half Cliffo the Ostrich .
 

NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
The much maligned (and wrong) Hawaiian pizza did not exist prior to 1988 when it was invented entirely as a running joke in the script for the Julia Roberts film Mystic Pizza.
 

Seevio

Guru
While the Hawaiian pizza was invented in 1962, everybody rightly assumed that it was just a joke and did not actually make one until 1988. It was at this point that it was confirmed that pineapple on a pizza is in fact an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
 

Bonefish Blues

Banging donk
Clearly an incorrect fact. Each Ooni incinerator is in fact a Celestial Transmitter, fuelled by carbon, and part of a network cunningly assembled by the Moonies Cult as a way to seize control of otherwise sensible people's minds on summer evenings.
 

srj10

Guru
Gordon Ramsay's uncle, Sir Alf Ramsay, runs a chip shop in the east end of London.
 

Bonefish Blues

Banging donk
The origin of the whelk is unknown, but rumour has it that Rick, who is rather hard of hearing, and who was the subject of an acrimonious divorce, was convinced that his ex wife was talking about him as the shellfish bastard, in which regard, and by way of self-fulfilling prophecy, she tattooed a shellfish on his arse after lamping him into unconsciousness with a particularly nice bottle of White Burgundy.
 

srj10

Guru
Fishfinger, the man with the golden fish was the original song for the Bond movie of the same name , where the evil Cap'n Birds Eye( Michael Fish ) plans to capture the world's supply of fishfingers, however Marillion frontman Fish refused to sing the title song so the project was scrapped.
 
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