People selling used cycle shorts

[Tin Pot]

It's funny the way we react to things like this.

Not really, its perfectly normal. Revulsion is a universal trait, and evolutionarily necessary. The people who aren't revolted by the mere thought of someone else's poo and wee pads (underpants) are the ones who will likely die in the next bum plague. Probably still grinning about how irrational everyone else is as their lower intestine strangles their heart.

 

[slowmotion]

Not really, its perfectly normal. Revulsion is a universal trait, and evolutionarily necessary. The people who aren't revolted by the mere thought of someone else's poo and wee pads (underpants) are the ones who will likely die in the next bum plague. Probably still grinning about how irrational everyone else is as their lower intestine strangles their heart.

Not so! By denying themselves exposure to infections and microbes from an early age by sitting on their laughable nests, and neurotically spraying their hands (and the rest) with expensive and useless, "anti-bacterial" products, they doom themselves to hopelessly unprepared immune systems. Every trip abroad sees them locked in the hotel lavatory for days on end. It's pitiful really.

 

[Tin Pot]

Not so! By denying themselves exposure to infections and microbes from an early age by sitting on their laughable nests, and neurotically spraying their hands (and the rest) with expensive and useless, "anti-bacterial" products, they doom themselves to a hopelessly unprepared immune systems. Every trip abroad sees them locked in the hotel lavatory for days on end. It's pitiful really.

I look forward to seeing you take a suitcase of used panties on your next holiday "for health reasons".

 

[slowmotion]

I look forward to seeing you take a suitcase of used panties on your next holiday "for health reasons".

Not bad!

 

[Accy cyclist]

With ya. I'd rather wear someone else's teeth.

That made me laugh,but also made me feel like . Wearing someone else's teeth is just so not right!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'd be surprised if bike shops let people try on shorts commando if they're not going to buy.

Perhaps the shorts should come with advice, suggesting they should be washed before use,as someone might've had their Betty Swollocks in them.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

I don't ear shorts twice unless commuting,or wear for longer than required, definitely not buying second hand ones!