Senior Moment of the day.

[deptfordmarmoset]

I’ve done that with the dishwasher once or twice....

I bet you're glad you forgot to put your clothes in.

 

[Beebo]

I made a sandwich for work and opened it to find it was just 2 slices of bread not even buttered.

 

[PeteXXX]

My recent 'senior moment' wass hitting the switch on the coffee machine only to watch the coffee pouring into the ullage tray, me having forgotten to put a cup under the spout

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Just pretend it was the Calgon wash.

Just pretend it was the Calgon wash.

Just pretend you didn't repeat yourself.

 

[slowmotion]

One morning, I tried to shave using my calculator. I was twenty one at the time.

 

[Beebo]

One morning, I tried to shave using my calculator. I was twenty one at the time.

That doesn’t add up

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Just pretend you didn't repeat yourself.

Anyone else get it with the forum? You know the load/progress bar that flashes along the top as the web page loads? Probably one time out of ten it stops after going about 20% of the way along.

I closed the page and had to rewrite the reply and it still posts twice!

 

[slowmotion]

That doesn’t add up

I was pi-eyed at the time.

 

[classic33]

Thought new threads were better than resurrecting year old threads?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Spent ages looking for my car keys yesterday. Found them in the fridge.

 

[Alan Frame]

Spent ages looking for my car keys yesterday. Found them in the fridge.

Very security conscious of you.

 

[classic33]

Very security conscious of you.

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What's the second appliance?

 

[Alan Frame]

What's the second appliance?

Errr, fridge or microwave, as in the title.

Just don't switch the microwave on

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I'm 51 and we've fitted child locks to the fridge and freezer because I was forever leaving the doors open. At least three full freezer-loads ruined.

 

[pawl]

I couldn't find the teapot for days and then found it in the fridge. How did I not notice it earlier?

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