Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Dip soil in vinegar to make it last longer.
A Post-It note stuck to your top lip makes an ideal security device that deters lip-reading spies.
Don't waste money on expensive washing machines or launderettes. Every Friday donate your clothes to the local charity shop, and Monday morning you can buy them back all cleaned and ironed for a quid.