Strange things you see whilst out cycling

[RoubaixCube]

Narrowboat ? Unless it's a left over Viking raider ?

Canal boat/Narrowboat

 

[DRM]

Somebody in a giant rabbit's head in a car park in Haughly on Monday - I can only hope it was part of an early Easter egg hunt and not something in my drinks bottle.

Puts me in mind of this

View: https://youtu.be/WANNqr-vcx0

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cycled through an underpass and a teenage girl was giving a boy a blowjob. Not really that strange but not an everyday encounter

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mountain biking at night, three badgers started running along side me. They are big buggers and glad they didn’t veer into me.

 

[Threevok]

Cycled through an underpass and a teenage girl was giving a boy a blowjob. Not really that strange but not an everyday encounter

For you, or the teenage girl ?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

For you, or the teenage girl ?

I don’t get blowjobs off teenage girls everyday.

 

[oldwheels]

A garden shed by the roadside at the top of a steepish hill near me had a 4ft high model goblin on the roof. Usually I was concentrating on the blind corner looking out for traffic but just happened to glance up and the streetlight seemed to pick it out. Sober it gave me a start but if well oiled could really turn you off alcohol.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mountain biking at night, three badgers started running along side me. They are big buggers and glad they didn’t veer into me.

Never seen three together, but solo badger ambushes are fairly common on night rides. A really big deer once ran in front of us between Harefield and Ruislip (on the downhill out of the village). Terrifying.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Never seen three together, but solo badger ambushes are fairly common on night rides. A really big deer once ran in front of us between Harefield and Ruislip (on the downhill out of the village). Terrifying.

There’s a badger set in some woods I used to regularly mountain bike through. I just happened to bike through at the time they were out and about.

 

[Jim Cardiff]

Narrowboat ? Unless it's a left over Viking raider ?

It must be 50 years ago now; leaving Bath towards Bradford on Avon, about 9pm. Coming around a bend, there in the centre of the road, a pair of trousers on fire. No one about at all. It has become something of a family legend.

 

[All uphill]

Today in Donyatt this poor lady was waiting for a train; seems no one had told her about the Beeching cuts in the early '60s.

 

[Xipe Totec]

A few years ago, heading out on a Sunday morning, lying on the pavement outside the gates of the local tip (which was closed), was a massive (50cm+) bright orange dildo.

And quite possibly even stranger, when you think about it - when I came back a couple of hours later, it was gone.

 

[Bollo]

A few years ago, heading out on a Sunday morning, lying on the pavement outside the gates of the local tip (which was closed), was a massive (50cm+) bright orange dildo.

And quite possibly even stranger, when you think about it - when I came back a couple of hours later, it was gone.

It buzzed off.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Wind turbines that weren't spinning, and I don't mean the odd one, but dozens of them. For the first time in an absolute age, there was very little wind on my ride today.

 

[cougie uk]

Wind turbines that weren't spinning, and I don't mean the odd one, but dozens of them. For the first time in an absolute age, there was very little wind on my ride today.

We had to stop the bikes once to let a large load go past. Turbine blade off to the local wind farm. Blooming massive. I don't think people appreciate quite how big these things are.