The Meaning of Cycling Liff

[MichaelW2]

Six Mile Bottom. The sudden urge to answer nature's most urgent call just as you have left the countryside and entered the outskirts of your city.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Wetwang - What happens to your under carriage if you continue riding in rain without mudguards.

 

[Twilkes]

Plucks Gutter - where a cyclist's mind goes when you ask them to define some new cycling terms.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Lumban Gurning. How a cyclist‘s face looks as they struggle up a hill.

 

[StuAff]

Wetwang-

(So many permutations, most of them NSFW or laden with innuendo)

 

[StuAff]

Great Snoring- Every Saturday after an FNRttC

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Great Snoring- Every Saturday after an FNRttC

Little snoring - a quick nap at the overnight coffee stop.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Watchet! The art of riding safely round West Country coastal towns and villages where the day trippers appear to think the normal rules of the Road do not apply on sunny Sundays by the seaside (pedestrians and car drivers).

 

[All uphill]

Watchet! The art of riding safely round West Country coastal towns and villages where the day trippers appear to think the normal rules of the Road do not apply on sunny Sundays by the seaside (pedestrians and car drivers).

I was there on my bike on Thursday and saw it with my own eyes!

I shouted "Bicknoller!" at the worst offenders.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Splatt - The outstretched shape of a cyclist going over the handlebars as impacting the tarmac.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I was there on my bike on Thursday and saw it with my own eyes!

I shouted "Bicknoller!" at the worst offenders.

Good man!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

North piddle - having a wee and ensuring the wind is behind you.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Pump alley - a lane where the farmer has recently trimmed the bushes.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sodom - the place where new club cyclists get dropped.

 

[Teamfixed]

Hardway- I did warn you.