classic33
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What'd you hit?
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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Shhhhh - we won't tell him, we'll wait for him to find out ...Sigh!
Concrete sporran? I dare say those readers from North Mr Hadrian's splendid wall will be along to explain why a concrete sporran is a bad idea!
byegad
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- NE England
I vote we supply a super sized one, that should flatter him, then take him loch jumping. Loch Ness seems appropriately sized (and depth!).
In the unlikely event that the beggar floats I'm sure Nessy will appreciate a snack.
In the unlikely event that the beggar floats I'm sure Nessy will appreciate a snack.
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markg0vbr
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I always have a brake when going past Loch Ness I use a tin of corned beef in a string to go monster fishing.
If you don't open the tin you can use it for years of monster fishing fun.
If you don't open the tin you can use it for years of monster fishing fun.
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markg0vbr
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I wonder if any one has ever thrown some coins in Loch Ness ? Or tins of corned beef?
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markg0vbr
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I will take a powerful magnet with me next time.
classic33
Leg End Member
Best spot is on private ground. Copper isn't magnetic anyway, nor silver.
Did you know, there's enough iron in the human body to make a six inch nail with!
byegad
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- NE England
More in the SBGG as he has a bionic leg after his break. They told him they used titanium screws but I happen to know they used japanned black iron screws.
classic33
Leg End Member
Not even good old British steel, and him so close to Sheffield as well.
byegad
Legendary Member
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- NE England
Well the NHS is strapped for cash and they did say the japanning might fail and release rust into his system. A quick consultation with his minions and other unfortunates who've met him voted unanimously to take the risk!
classic33
Leg End Member
They'd have been small and lightweight, as with all things from Japan?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I think he would have Sum o' the ones they give to heavyweight Japanese wrestlers.
I hope that none of his loin cloths end up in Ma Washi ng.
byegad
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- NE England
It was more that they were cheap at B&Q and likely to eventually kill him IIRC.
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markg0vbr
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Taking a well earned holiday in dent.
Setting off today and laying about in a field, will be a nice chaing of pace for me.
Unfortunately I may be out of wifi range for a bit so please use pigeons or homing armadillo.
Setting off today and laying about in a field, will be a nice chaing of pace for me.
Unfortunately I may be out of wifi range for a bit so please use pigeons or homing armadillo.
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markg0vbr
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New specs today unfortunately I will be able to see bygad in focus aaaaaaaag.
On the up side the resplendant, radiant spicher will be like wise.
The ups and downs of life haaaaa!
Almost time to set off, just got to inform the insurance I will be traveling out side my 45mile radius don't you love van insurance.
Taken my quinean safety pin a £20 note to my vest gave lad a biscuit and kissed the dog..... Er I might re think that next time but he did look apreshative, the dog that is.
On the up side the resplendant, radiant spicher will be like wise.
The ups and downs of life haaaaa!
Almost time to set off, just got to inform the insurance I will be traveling out side my 45mile radius don't you love van insurance.
Taken my quinean safety pin a £20 note to my vest gave lad a biscuit and kissed the dog..... Er I might re think that next time but he did look apreshative, the dog that is.
