The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

I felt so rejuvenated my nap I went outside and dipped the Claud frame in oxalic acid.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I felt so rejuvenated my nap I went outside and dipped the Claud frame in oxalic acid.

Not rejuvenated enough methinks - you missed a 'by' out there. You old retired sleepy head.

 

[Lee_M]

You eat your pain chocolat with a wife and dog accompaniment? What's it taste like?

crunchy with hints of beef

 

[Mrs M]

Mr M will probably take his take his pension aged 57ish in around 3 years time. Then find a part time job and play golf.
I'm planning to take my pension and go part time in 9 years aged 60. I do have job satisfaction but can be quite stressful at times.
We have saved hard, invested, have no kids so should be comfortable once retired
Can't take anything for granted but would love to get a dog, take some wee trips, spend time in the garden and just enjoy each day.
I have suggested an electric bike for me to commute once Mr M retires

 

[perplexed]

Think I might shoot something tomorrow, pass a little time.

This is you with the beard and the side by side, AICMFP...

 

[Drago]

I was gonna go today my my friendly local farmer was too busy doing farming stuff, and I couldn't be arsed to drive to the club, so I'm going shooting up the farm on Sunday instead. Tweed shooting clobber on stand by.

 

[Drago]

Up, and I've adopted the Jim Jam pose while I enjoy a Nespresso. Once Mrs D is awake I'm planning a ride round the forest.

 

[screenman]

Up a few hours, some money earned and shortly off to spoons for breakfast. A great day planned with the Mrs and the family around tonight.

This not retired is great.

 

[Dirk]

What day is it?

 

[Drago]

Thursday.

 

[Dirk]

Thursday.

Ta. Will have a curry at Wetherspoons later then.

 

[Lee_M]

got up had breakfast then off to local spin class for a change. Now home and the whole day free to replace the calories before friends come over for pizza and beer later. Oh and its sunny and I'm on the coast :-)

 

[Davos87]

I just pointed my brand spanking new Acme Smugometer at this thread and it exploded.

 

[Dave 123]

I have just told Mrs Dave about this thread, and she asked if all the retirees were happy?

I said that you were a smug bunch of knuts.

 

[Lee_M]

oh and I got confirmation my new bike is on its way

Hopefully get it for Easter

Retirement sucks :-D