The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Broke a leg(of lamb)?

No food was injured during this stunt.

 

[classic33]

No food was injured during this stunt.

No return to the shops required then?

 

[roadrash]

I am back from shopping in the metropolis known as Newtown. Went to throw some rubbish in the bin, forgot the shopping was by the back door, ended up twisting, fell over the shopping and ended up going through the door and landed on my arse outside on the ground.

Any spilt milk?

never mind any spilt milk...…..any video

 

[Dave7]

I am back from shopping in the metropolis known as Newtown. Went to throw some rubbish in the bin, forgot the shopping was by the back door, ended up twisting, fell over the shopping and ended up going through the door and landed on my arse outside on the ground.

Literally a**e over t*t then.
. Sorry to laugh.....really I am. Mrs D fell over the open dishwasher door last year and is stii suffering from the effects so, joking apart, I hope you are ok.

 

[classic33]

never mind any spilt milk...…..any video

She could at least cry over the spilt milk!

 

[welsh dragon]

Literally a**e over t*t then.
. Sorry to laugh.....really I am. Mrs D fell over the open dishwasher door last year and is stii suffering from the effects so, joking apart, I hope you are ok.

I'm fine thanks. Just my pride is hurt.

 

[welsh dragon]

never mind any spilt milk...…..any video

No chance thank god.

 

[Dave7]

Did all my excercises then spent so long looking for the damned missing passport that the planned bike ride is history.
Golfing Wednesday & Thursday but Friday is looking good.... I really will get one in then.

 

[welsh dragon]

Did all my excercises then spent so long looking for the damned missing passport that the planned bike ride is history.
Golfing Wednesday & Thursday but Friday is looking good.... I really will get one in then.

Did you find your passport?

 

[Dirk]

Shopping done. Filled up the Honda CRV at ASDA as it's the cheapest around here.
Averaged 54 mpg on the way back - 16 miles from Bideford to Braunton - not bad for a 2.2 ltr diesel AWD SUV.

 

[Dave7]

Did you find your passport?

Do I look like I found it? .
Just phoned the taxi company, last hope really.....nothing.
We have literally gone through all of both our jackets and trousers. I have take drawers out in case its fallen out. I have checked every single case and rucksack we own.
Checked all the ideas suggested on CC.
Just about given up now.
I dont want to give up and spend £90 but see little choice

 

[welsh dragon]

Do I look like I found it? .
Just phoned the taxi company, last hope really.....nothing.
We have literally gone through all of both our jackets and trousers. I have take drawers out in case its fallen out. I have checked every single case and rucksack we own.
Checked all the ideas suggested on CC.
Just about given up now.
I dont want to give up and spend £90 but see little choice

Inside your shoes?

 

[roadrash]

hmm pork pie with brown sauce, bloody good it was too

 

[numbnuts]

just walked 3 miles and with the wind it feels like it's freezing

 

[numbnuts]

Shopping done. Filled up the Honda CRV at ASDA as it's the cheapest around here.
Averaged 54 mpg on the way back - 16 miles from Bideford to Braunton - not bad for a 2.2 ltr diesel AWD SUV.

WoW I'm lucky to get 28 mpg out of my 2.0 Mondeo