Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Nearly there, 21 Mar 2012.
Thank you, but that's not helping. I can't say why not, because it makes me look like an arse.
I would tell you, but I don't want a visit from Gemma Collins
People who continuously spout racists nonsense but get all mardy when you point out that actually is being a racist despite them being jolly middle class chaps
I want to like this, but I don't know who Gemma Collins is.
The good thing is, I now recognise the hopelessness of me trying to understand a reference to slebs, so I can let it go. Thanks for trying.
True story: when I moved the the UK, the papers were full of Ulrika. I didn't know who she was, and my colleagues could not explain her celebrity. I found it so relaxing not understanding tabloid headlines, that I have tried to keep not knowing who the celebrities-who-haven't-actually-done-anything are.
Things that annoy me: Trolls.
You dont know who Gemma Collins is? Everyone knows she played Bodie in The Professionals.
I envy you
I thought it was Bodie and Doyle at the same time?
Hear that people? That's the sound of a wasp's nest being poked...
I have a particular loathing for the clown who drove into the side of my car the Thursday before Christmas (and then drove away).
Paricularly today because I just found out its going to cost £550 to fix it. If I put it through the insurance an RAC guy who lives across the road says they will write it off (confirmed by the accident repair guy), so that's not an option.
Good job I'm loaded, innit? (This statement may be false)
Unkie Dragos advice on how to amuse my girlfriend with frozen peas and my winkie , she left me
My wife had exactly the same. Some clown put a dent the length of the car down the nearside before Xmas and drove off, although she didn't notice for a day or so. Its being done on insurance (collected today). Mind you, I did find it amusing when I overheard my wife talking to the insurers, they obviously asked where and when it had happened to which she answered "two days ago, I went to Tescos, then Sainsburys, then popped to John Lewis, remembered I'd forgotten the stuffing so went back to Tescos and then Aldi, it could have been any of them"!
Glad you didn't ask for photos!
shes the one that left me
Please, for the love of Mike, no...
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