Things that shouldn't be in salads...

[Lonestar]

Slugs....not even meat.

 

[Turdus philomelos]

Peaches. Keep them for a fruit salad

 

[Bollo]

Did it confer superpowers on anyone who consumed it?

It made them radioactive.

 

[winjim]

Mushrooms. Disgusting things, and not even a plant.

 

[Markymark]

Did it confer superpowers on anyone who consumed it?

Yes. I can make cucumber tangy just by the power of my mind.

 

[Globalti]

Watercress, nasty stuff that made Mrs Gti as sick as a dog when she ate some the evening before our delayed return from a ski holiday with GtiJunior wearing a plastic corset following a back injury on the slopes. In the ambulance and the plane she was considerably worse off than him.

And quinoa, it makes me fart disgustingly.

 

[Bollo]

Cheese.

By rights, cheese shouldn't be in anything except deep space.

And cheese makers should be in prison.

 

[TheDoctor]

Cheese.

By rights, cheese shouldn't be in anything except deep space.

And cheese makers should be in prison.

 

[snorri]

Could have been the aforementioned gésiers. Were the unidentified bits grey and slug-like in appearance? Very popular in southwest France especially.

Oh dear. Looks like my suspicion has been confirmed. I didn't get near the south west, the north east was more than enough for me((.
In another salad in that country I found a wishbone which could only have come from a sparrow or similar sized bird.

 

[MacB]

Onions, stop padding out salads with heaps of dirt cheap, and manky, onion.

 

[Paulus]

Now there's something that has no business being in a salad.

Not in a salad, but on it.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Only one thing should be in a salad. Potatoes. Preferably sliced and deep fried.

 

[Dayvo]

I like grapes in salad, what does everyone think about that?

Only in liquid form and in a big glass.

 

[Dayvo]

Corn, cucumber, radishes, lettuce, alfalfa, salad cream, garlic (the taste dominates too much) ...

 

[lazybloke]

I can't stand bacon, avocado, cuc, lettuce, raddish, toms, capers, chicken, croutons, carrot or lots of other ingredients in my salad.

Fruit salad.