Things that shouldn't be in salads...

[stephec]

Chips and baked beans.

Get you with your fancy London ways.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Sperm of Satan.

No thank you, I've already eaten.

 

[Cheddar George]

There's not much I won't put in a salad. I chop everything fairly small and eat from a bowl.
Grapes and tart apple chopped are acceptable but I draw the line on fruit there.
Every coloured pepper, celery, beetroot, crispy lettuce, cucumber, toms, fine green beans, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, radish,
p.s. No grated carrot or sweetcorn.

And after all that lot you can work it it off on your large exercise wheel and then take a nap in an old toilet roll tube.

 

[Crackle]

Good thread, Rich. Almost too interesting though.

 

[rich p]

Good thread, Rich. Almost too interesting though.

Damn it.
Normal service will be resumed shortly

 

[Yellow Saddle]

No that's the 6 pack of Special Brew, or Breakfast Tea as Scots would call it.

One day, you too old Marky, will realise that beer is much much more than just a breakfast drink.

 

[Dayvo]

No thank you, I've already eaten.

I think he was offering you a drink!!!

 

[FishFright]

Yes. I can make cucumber tangy just by the power of my mind and a can of tang.

FTFY

 

[rich p]

Here's today's lunch. You can lose weight just by looking at it, I believe
Goats cheese and chorizo, since you ask

 

[Crackle]

That reminds me; celery shouldn't be in anything

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Feckin celery, yuk, tastes like stagnant water. As for all that other shite...

Let's see

Cherry toms - ponce
Goat smeg - ponce
Celery - mental ponce
Avocado - ponce
Seeds - ponce
Sliced up grapes - ponce
Herb/leaf stuff - ponce
Bet there's dressing shite too - ponce
Poncey sausage - ponce

Not much by the way of redeeming features.

 

[smutchin]

With you on celery, TBM. How can something be so much effort to eat for so little reward? I can tolerate it when it's very well cooked but otherwise it can just do one.

Celeriac, on the other hand, is fantastic. Especially in the form of celeriac rémoulade.

 

[Cheddar George]

Here's today's lunch. You can lose weight just by looking at it, I believe
Goats cheese and chorizo, since you ask

View attachment 365573

Yum ! ..... needs olives.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

With you on celery, TBM. How can something be so much effort to eat for so little reward? I can tolerate it when it's very well cooked but otherwise it can just do one.

Celeriac, on the other hand, is fantastic. Especially in the form of celeriac rémoulade.

Crax has edited it to celery now so he doesn't look like a clueless twat.

 

[Dayvo]

Goes without saying (I hope) that pubic hair shouldn't be in a salad.

Mind you, it's almost preferable to olives.