Things that some people do which I don't like and intend to bang on about until Hell freezes over.

[Archie_tect]

What about people who reckon that they should have died in a plane crash before they had a chance to persue solo careers?

Probably not as many as those who wish they had.

 

[Fnaar]

Short haired dogs, where you can see their arses, and tackle too if they are bloke dogs. Get a hairy dog, if you're gonna get one.

 

[AndyRM]

Short haired dogs, where you can see their arses, and tackle too if they are bloke dogs. Get a hairy dog, if you're gonna get one.

On a dog related note, massive guys walking little dogs. Looks absolutely ridiculous. Either hire a goblin to walk your pointlessly small dog, or get one proportional to your height.

 

[hopless500]

On a dog related note, massive guys walking little dogs. Looks absolutely ridiculous. Either hire a goblin to walk your pointlessly small dog, or get one proportional to your height.

 

[User6179]

Short haired dogs, where you can see their arses, and tackle too if they are bloke dogs. Get a hairy dog, if you're gonna get one.

That's why I always go for hairy bitches

 

[tyred]

On a dog related note, massive guys walking little dogs. Looks absolutely ridiculous. Either hire a goblin to walk your pointlessly small dog, or get one proportional to your height.

ANd people in small houses owning huge big dogs and people in large mansions with some tiny pathetic excuse for a dog.

 

[AndyRM]

ANd people in small houses owning huge big dogs and people in large mansions with some tiny pathetic excuse for a dog.

There is an otherwise sane and rational woman who lives on our modestly sized terrace who has some kind of gigantic bear-wolf-dog thing, she's about 5'2" and the beast comes up to her shoulders.

 

[swee'pea99]

Bar staff who fail to notice who was here first.
People who take advantage by trying to order when approached, rather than deferring to people they know full well were already waiting when they arrived.
People who let it happen, rather than saying 'EXCUSE ME....' in a firm tone, thereby encouraging said practices to continue.

 

[tyred]

Bar staff who fail to notice who was here first.
People who take advantage by trying to order when approached, rather than deferring to people they know full well were already waiting when they arrived.
People who let it happen, rather than saying 'EXCUSE ME....' in a firm tone, thereby encouraging said practices to continue.

Somebody stood for ages waiting on his lunchtime pint...

 

[w00hoo_kent]

ANd people in small houses owning huge big dogs and people in large mansions with some tiny pathetic excuse for a dog.

People who buy the wrong size dog for the looks. I have a friend who was badgered in to allowing a dog in the house by his wife and daughter, but although he refused to have anything to do with it said they could only have a large dog because he didn't want a small one around the house. They now have a Labrador that neither of the women in the house feel up to walking because it's too boisterous (a self fulfilling prophecy) and the husband refuses to have anything to do with. So it just runs around the yard occasionally (they are in the States). I swear it only gets walked 5 times a year, when I visit. It's now barely controllable and borderline insane. Something half the size would have been perfect.

Grrr.

 

[Fnaar]

Hairy dogs (and cats) have dingleberries. Euch!

Yeah, but you can cut them off. A neighbour has some kind of bulldog thing with a shiny arse and prominent member/knackers. Horrible to see.

 

[fimm]

Yes, what's so disgusting about a dog's penis and testicles anyway?

 

[Fnaar]

Yes, what's so disgusting about a dog's penis and testicles anyway?

They just look horrible ☺

 

[Fnaar]

Funny, I didn't have you down as such a prude Fnaar!

Not a prude, just not a fan of visible dogs' knackers

 

[pplpilot]

People who allow Dogs, hairy or otherwise, on the furniture and why oh why would you allow a dog on the bed!