Things you'd like to say, but can't

[perplexed]

You were a bit of a dick last time I helped you out

You're now asking if I can help you again on my free day this week?

Lemme think...

 

[Maverick Goose]

Queen and The Beatles are over-rated tedious dross.

Mama, what a carry on!

 

[Mrs M]

Do you not take a telling?
STOP bossing us all about, it’s not in your remit and you have no authority here (so feck off)
Feeling better now, thanks

 

[NorthernDave]

Railway workers, can you go on strike more often?

I'd like to ask this as today the train was on time (amended timetable), clean, warm and formed of 4 coaches rather than the usual two.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Oh look! After Flagging them as uninteresting, offensive and repetitive - It's another Jim Davidson money headline advert!!

 

[Cavalol]

Meat eaters force their views about vegetarians much more than vegetarians force their views on meat eaters.

Anti-religious people force their views on religion on you far more than religious people do.

Why has attacking the (mostly) meek become a thing?

 

[Lullabelle]

If you did your job properly then I wouldn't have to waste so much time emaling you for things you should automatically send.

 

[beepbeep]

''Don't tell me how to do my job ! Do I come into your place of work and advise you how to sweep up?''

 

[Lullabelle]

Yeah we have all heard that about your wife

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Can I switch all the alarms off and sleep now please?

 

[Archie_tect]

I don't care if he didn't say it, you are still stupid.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

When some people are ill why do they come and scream and belch their germs in everyone's faces?
Thanks to the typhoid company director I'm spending Christmas coughing, starving and shaking.

 

[Houthakker]

Glad I didn't eat too much on Christmas Day!

 

[Lullabelle]

Wow I feel great today, no germs whatsoever

 

[mudsticks]

Please can you stop accusing me of "virtue signalling" when I'm trying to do the better (but often much harder) thing... I understand that it annoys you because it a) makes you feel guilty, or b) it means you'll have to admit you really don't give a fck about the issue.. But tired old cynicism doesn't actual help anything, just say nothing, if you can't be a cheerleader for progress.