Things you'd like to say, but can't

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
I can't do this anymore
 

perplexed

Guru
Location
Sheffield
To the Job Centre:

"An occupational therapist is not an ergotherapist. Ergotherapists are very smart people who work with medical things. I am trained to train people with mental, psychological or social difficulties. Stop sending me information about organisations hiring Ergotherapists. I am not qualified to do that job."
Don't sell yourself short - this little problem just requires belief to overcome! (Copyright, B. Johnson...)
 
Don't sell yourself short - this little problem just requires belief to overcome! (Copyright, B. Johnson...)
Unlike Mr. Johnson, I don't want to harm people...
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
You may need some calamine lotion for that rash.

One of the engineers has a huge crush on my boss and is all over her like rash, obviously she is crazy about him too because he seems to think he is god's gift to womankind :dry:
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.
 

Edwardoka

Shambling ruin of a man
"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.
The only thing worse than a jobsworth is an outsourced jobsworth.
 

ColinJ

It's a puzzle ...
"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.
As a recently unemployed young man, I told a bolshy benefits officer that if it were not for unemployed people like me then he would be unemployed and then maybe I could get a job telling him that he should pull his finger out and get a job! :laugh:

I was joking, but it didn't go down well ... :whistle:
 
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